Regarding confusion about previous sarcastic news articles, Sang Vert notes the following errors:

Apple‘s annoying autocorrect technology does not replace the word "Hitler" with a blank space, when writing in German. White people do not describe WWII as “really awkward.”

North America did not steal winter from Russia and northern Europe in a vicious protest against the Sochi winter olympics, and neither did it promise to return winter “when Russia allows flamboyancy for the whole nation, not just Putin alone, who is ‘always shirtless and on a horse.’”

Russian President Vladimir Putin is not "always shirtless and on a horse.”

103% of Palestine did not cough loudly when Tony Blair stated in his eulogy to Ariel Sharon, that Sharon had left “considerable debris in his wake.” Tony Blair did actually say this though, and he did call Ariel Sharon The Bulldozer.

Scotland does not have a national bagpipe. 

Anna Wintour did not have a country house in rural Holland built in her likeness. Anna Wintour and Andy Warhol did not mistakenly transfigure themselves through an iguana. Anna Wintour does not tear out and then frame photographs in the National Geographic magazine.